lightning bolts fingers sizzling static uncontrolled

just try to butter a piece of toast this way

or button your jacket

like you’d chugged a gallon of coffee

with a side of sugar

electrified

jitters

“oh, geez, I guess I had too much coffee….ha….”

but I had none…

i really had none. 

I have essential tremor

the kate hepburn syndrome

the booze helps 

but it kills your liver

plus they frown on it at work

so what do you do?  

if you work with your hands? 

get fired for drinking?

or get fired because you can’t solder anymore?